Last year I did two posts of horrible vintage Christmas album covers. Just when I thought I couldn't possibly find any more, I came across the following doozies...I know it's kind of an overdone theme on many retro blogs, but how can I resist?
A festive way to greet your holiday guests - Perry Como's decapitated head hanging on your door.
I believe the little girl in front strongly disputes the album's title.
"Oh my, Santa, that's a mighty big sack you have there!"
No wonder I always wake up with a headache! After a long day of cross country skiing, there's nothing better then taking a nap in the snow and dreaming that I'm a 50 foot woman about to be rammed in the head by cars.
Is Heino the German word for heinous?
Chewie already has a comb? In that case, I would recommend the Flo-Bee haircutting system.
Now we know why no one ever attends John Waters' Christmas parties.
Do we really need to be treated to the inside of Tiny Tim's ginormous nostril? By the way, this album contains the most bizarre version of Silent Night ever recorded...also check out Tiny's smash hit Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year.
Santa, please leave a new hairstyle for Lynn Anderson under the tree this year.
Forget frightening the children; this demented looking Santa is scaring me! And how about putting on some trousers, old Saint Nick?
Err...um...oh boy. This guy sure loves a big sausage.
Here's hoping all of you never see any of these records under the tree.