I never get tired of viewing bad cover art. Horrible album covers are like potato chips: I just can't stop at one. I found all of the covers in this post on Flickr, courtesy of the user named letslookupandsmile who kindly allows downloading of his/her images. So kudos to them, and now let's have some fun!
Too many adjectives here. I think I would have just gone with Forgotten Feelings for the title of this album; what do you think? I mean the fellow on the cover doesn't exactly look like he's laughing. Or maybe a better title would have been My Fireplace Needs An Exorcism.
I have a confession to make: I love Scottish guys--especially strapping ones with a full head of dark hair (think Craig Ferguson...yum-eee!) However, I have to draw the line somewhere, and clearly that line's name is Colin Stuart. Colin not only loves purple, but he's into sex with minors--no way is the girl behind the counter old enough to be a bartender!
Noch Mehr Stimmung clearly translates to "We be stripping tonight."
Mirror mirror on the wall, whose record company has the cheapest art department of all?