Bad Cover Art of the Day

I never get tired of viewing bad cover art. Horrible album covers are like potato chips: I just can't stop at one. I found all of the covers in this post on Flickr, courtesy of the user named letslookupandsmile who kindly allows downloading of his/her images. So kudos to them, and now let's have some fun! 

Too many adjectives here. I think I would have just gone with Forgotten Feelings for the title of this album; what do you think? I mean the fellow on the cover doesn't exactly look like he's laughing. Or maybe a better title would have been My Fireplace Needs An Exorcism. 

I have a confession to make: I love Scottish guys--especially strapping ones with a full head of dark hair (think Craig Ferguson...yum-eee!) However, I have to draw the line somewhere, and clearly that line's name is Colin Stuart. Colin not only loves purple, but he's into sex with minors--no way is the girl behind the counter old enough to be a bartender! 

Noch Mehr Stimmung clearly translates to "We be stripping tonight."

Bye!

The hills are alive with the sound of...guitars. And more guitars. Actually, if I were that girl, I'd watch my back, because clearly these guitars are jealous and are out for revenge. They're surrounding them!

Mirror mirror on the wall, whose record company has the cheapest art department of all?

I don't think that Dave is the ugly one here--more like it's the sound of hundreds of drunk audience members attempting to sing 28 songs that you love to sing. Or, that you loved to sing.